What exactly does this book claim will happen to me if I read it? The promises sound pretty far-fetched.

The book makes several significant claims about the transformative effects of engaging with its stories. According to Chapter 2, by simply hearing, singing, and contemplating the stories, one's "devotion to Me will be born and ignorance will be destroyed immediately." It further promises that for those who listen with true feeling, faith will naturally arise in their hearts. This faith is said to lead to profound spiritual outcomes, including "self-experience and self-bliss" and a general "state of happiness." The text also claims the devotee will gain knowledge of their true form, and the formless, dense Consciousness will manifest, which it calls the "magic" of the stories.