Can you recount the full story of how the author was named Hemadpant, as mentioned in the text?

The excerpts from Chapter 2 build anticipation for the story of how the author received the name "Hemadpant" but do not actually narrate the event itself. The text explicitly notes a promise was made to tell "The story of how I was named 'Hemadpant'" and that listening to it will reveal its appropriateness. It then describes the author's initial personality as "mischievous, talkative, cynical, and critical" to set the stage. However, as Chapter 2 indicates, the full sub-story is promised for a later point and is not contained within these specific passages.